Hello all – it’s been a while! We are glad to be back with more funny anecdotes for you. This week, laughter and wagging tails are guaranteed! If you’re a dog lover in need of a good chuckle, you’ve come to the right place. Dogs have an uncanny ability to bring joy and hilarity into our lives with their quirky behaviours and lovable antics. In this delightful collection, we’ve rounded up ten side-splitting stories that showcase the humorous escapades of our furry companions. From mischievous puppies getting into mischief to clever canines outsmarting their humans, these tales will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. So, sit back, relax, and prepare to be entertained as we dive into the wonderfully wacky world of dogs. This is Dirty Dogs: 10 Mischievous Mutts Who Caused Mayhem! Get ready for some howling fun!
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Dirty Dogs: Pizza Pincher
My husband’s dog is named Tucker and he’s an old guy now, too. The story he tells is this:
Years ago (before we met), he had a neighbour friend help him install a doggie door. Then they proceed to try to get Tucker to use the doggie door. Neighbour goes outside with a dog treat in hand, my hubby stays inside coaxing Tucker out the door. Tucker’s not having it. Since Tucker is a very food oriented dog, hubby goes and gets a slice of pizza from the pizza that was just delivered. He goes outside with the slice of pizza and now he and the neighbour are trying to tempt Tucker out with the food. Still, he’s not coming out. What?! Tucker loves food! What gives? They open the flap to see what’s going on and Tucker, having now gotten them both out of the house, is up on the coffee table eating the entire pizza from the box.
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Dirty Dogs: An Unlikely Protector
My last dog was the sweetest, most submissive thing ever. Every time she met a new dog or person she instantly rolled over. It wasn’t uncommon for her to roll over when we happened upon litter on the sidewalk. One night she and I had gone to bed and my boyfriend came in. He lived with us, she was certainly comfortable with him. For some reason she didn’t recognize him and she stood over me growling, all her hair on end, snapping. I was shocked that she would try and defend me- that so wasn’t like her! Then my boyfriend flipped on the light, she saw who it was, and she peed all over me in submission. Awesome.
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Dirty Dogs: The Prit-Stick Puppy
So my boyfriend and I live in an older place that has all the charm in the world but had it’s fair share of mice during the first winter we lived here. We were desperate to get rid of them, but refused to use poison in fear that our 4 year old beagle/schipperke would get into it. So the next best thing was glue traps. Lots of glue traps with a dollop of peanut butter hidden under furniture or behind closed doors that Leia couldn’t get to… Or so we thought. One afternoon, my boyfriend was upstairs hanging out on the computer when he heard the horrifying, panicked cries of our pup. He jumped up from his chair and bolted downstairs to see what was the matter.
Leia, being the curious pup that she is, with a deep love for peanut butter, thought she could get the sweet treat from inside our pantry behind the basement door. My boyfriend runs through the kitchen door to see Leia glued to the wall. Not only was her paw stuck, but she had flung the other side of the glue trap up in a frantic attempt to free herself and promptly got her face in the glue and stuck it to the wall. She looked utterly defeated. After he was finished laughing, he made his way over to free her, where miraculously the glue barely took off any fur and she scampered back to the couch to laze about.
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Dirty Dogs: A Muddy Revenge
Let me say this first: I loved my chihuahua. She was just a spiteful, meanspirited, little shit.
My chihuahua hated my husband. The only thing he was good for, in her opinion, was to sneak her spicy kimchi noodles.
As she got older the vet restricted her diet and that meant no more sodium-rich noodles. She would dance and beg but my husband would tell her no.
She would then growl at him and go to pout in her bed. The moment he wasn’t looking she would sneak into our room and leave a present in or on something he owned. She preferred his work shoes but would dump a load in pretty much anything of his.
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Dirty Dogs: The Escape Artist
I adopted my dog from the shelter when I was finishing grad school. I was driving through campus one day with him in the car and had to drop off some paperwork (this was seriously like the second day I had him) so I parked in front, cracked a window MAYBE 5 inches, and ran inside. Couldn’t have been 5 minutes, I come back, and my dog is gone. Obviously I was really upset, thinking I couldn’t even keep a dog safe for two days. I called campus security and told them to keep an eye out and began looking around myself.
A few minutes later, a girl comes out of the building I had gone into carrying my little dog. He had tried to follow me into the school when he saw me go, somehow squeezing himself through the tiny gap in my window, and made it inside when the girl found him. I couldn’t even be mad, it was so cute.
And we’ve been inseparable ever since! I still wish I knew how he got out that window, though.
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Dirty Dogs: Seeing Red
I was having a beverage with my mom outside of a rather pretentious coffee shop in Baltimore a few years back. I’d gone in first and gotten a large Italian soda, and then come out to watch her dog (a 90 lb boxer named Red) while she went in to grab a coffee. When she came out, Red went around the table to sit by her even though I was holding the leash.
I was sitting facing my mom with my back to the street. We hadn’t been sitting more than a minute when I saw Red tense and saw my mom’s eyes widen, but I didn’t have time to stand up and brace myself. Red’s not fond of other dogs, and he’d seen one across the street. He leaped forward with the leash wrapped around the table. It flipped towards me and the coffee and Italian soda landed right on top of me.
Red didn’t slow his course. I only managed to tuck my chin so I didn’t hit my head on the sidewalk when he flipped my chair over backwards and dragged me, the chair, and the table several yards down the sidewalk before I was able to sort of roll/fall onto my knees and then find my feet. The people at the table next to us tried to ask if I was okay, but they were trying not to laugh and had tears streaming down their faces.
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Dirty Dogs: Cannonball!
When I was younger we had a tiny pet chihuahua that weighed 4 lbs soaking wet. One day the family was sitting in the living room watching a movie. We had this couch with recliners on the ends where you just touched a button and the recliner would fling open. Sister flung open the recliner, the dog just happened to be walking past it, and the dog went flying across the room like a cannonball. It was like something out of a cartoon that I’ll never forget.
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Dirty Dogs: The Baby Whisperer
When I was about eight weeks pregnant and before I told anyone I was in a meeting with a colleague, Angie, and her dog, Chesney. Although our pets often come to meetings with us, I’d never spent much time around Chesney, so I was quite surprised when he snuggled up to me. Angie was a bit embarrassed and kept trying to remove Chesney, but he would just cuddle up again.
When the meeting was over, Angie told a mutual colleague that Chesney had a history of snuggling up to pregnant women. I announced my pregnancy a few weeks later, Angie said she was so glad she had told our colleague about Chesney’s super-sense because otherwise no one would have believed her. The hormonal changes must have made me smell different to Chesney.
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Dirty Dogs: Shower Of Happiness
When my shepherd was about 4 months old I let her ride along on a trip to the grocery store. Everything was good until I opened the back door of my car to put the groceries in. Nika darted out of the car, the automatic doors to the store opened up for her, and she ran around so excited to see everyone. She made it to one of the baggers and happy urinated EVERYWHERE. I haven’t gone back to that store since.
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Dirty Dogs: Mistaken Idogtity
My dog, Timbit, and I were at the dog park one day. All the dogs were playing and having a good time. All of a sudden I saw a woman pick up Timbit and start walking away with him. I called to her and she didn’t turn around so I freaked out that she was trying to steal him. I ran up to her, snatched Timbit away and started yelling at the woman. Then I realized that Timbit was standing at my feet and I had just grabbed a stranger’s dog away from her. The dog wasn’t even wearing the same colour harness. The whole entire park full of people were staring as I stammered out a few dozen apologies.
And that wraps up our pawsitively hilarious journey through ten unforgettable dog stories! We hope you’ve enjoyed these delightful tales as much as we did. Dogs truly have a knack for brightening our days and bringing endless laughter into our lives. Whether they’re chasing their tails, stealing socks, or attempting to mimic human behaviours, their mischievous charm never fails to entertain us.We encourage you to share these funny dog stories with fellow dog lovers and spread the joy. After all, laughter is contagious, and there’s no better way to bring smiles to others than by sharing the antics of our furry friends.
Remember, life is always better with a wagging tail and a wagging heart. So, keep cherishing those priceless moments with your own canine companions. If you want to buy the t-shirt that in spired this blog then please click HERE. If you want to read more comedic stories revolving around naughty pups then please click HERE. Thanks for reading once again, see you next time for more feel good tales.
